Lightbulb suffers burn; claims not self-inflicted
Basement floods; up comes the past.
In precisely three hours, at two in the morning on the 6th of January, he would no longer be the person that he had been his whole life – and maybe, the voice said in his ear, that wouldn’t be such a bad thing, what with the amount of blood he had on his hands.
Fallen star sets heart on fire.
“Plastic Surgery For Free – no lawyers!”
Honeymoons in Paris together – returns alone.
The note in her hand didn’t glow rays of golden light, nor did it emit the scent of everything good in the universe. It had no beautiful calligraphy, no seal, and no instant redemption jumping up at you from the paper – which was fine, really, because when had a divorce ever been golden?
ATMs – now with artifical intelligence worldwide!
Scientific breakthrough: heaven is social media!